Shona smiled coldly at Sebastian.
“Well, some of us have already had extensive experience of filming instructional videos for Air Scotia, so it’s no surprise that I was chosen to front this latest staff training film,” she said, stomping off to the cockpit with Captain Duff’s coffee.
“Oh dearie me!” said Sebastian and Steve in unison.
Sebastian huffed: “She’s been swanning about Prestwick Airport like Catherine Zeta Jones in The Terminal. It’s all ‘how’s this lighting on my skin?’ and ‘my left is definitely my best side’…”
Steve grimaced: “Why do we need another training video, anyway? We’ve been on this Prestwick to London run for donkeys years and never get the chance of a long haul flight.”
Sebastian smiled: “Imagine that…a layover in Singapore or Los Angeles or Sydney…”
They both dreamed (a musical number where Captain Duff took a wrong turn and ended up in Bali)…
Sebastian snapped out of it. “It’s to get us up to speed for the new Martyn’s Law, named after one of the victims of the Manchester Arena bombing. All sorts of places the public gather from sports stadia and shopping malls to transport hubs like airports will have duties to protect the public from terrorist attacks.
“That means detailed risk assessments, ensuring effective communication, and the proper level of staff training in how to spot something suspicious and what to do if something happens. We’ll all need to do our bit.”
Steve nodded: “Bet that’s a lot of extra paperwork back at Prestwick…”
Sebastian shook his head: “No, we’ve got Mango…”
Steve looked confused: “We haven’t, you know. Shona ate the last of the exotic fruit salad…”
Sebastian laughed: “No, you numpty! Mango the online compliance software. It stores everything we need in the cloud…”
Steve smiled: “Like us at 30,000 feet!”
Sebastian laughed again: “Something like that! The pen-pushers in Prestwick can access training records and safety records wherever there’s an internet connection. Even when they’re in Bali…”
Shona pushed open the cockpit door.
Sebastian whispered: “Here she comes, Mussolini in Micromesh…”
Her smiled at her and said: “You like Mango, don’t you, Shona?”
She nodded: “Aha, yes. Full of fibre and vitamins. Why’d you ask?”
Sebastian replied: “Oh, no reason, just thinking about what we could eat in Bali…”
Shona smiled: “More like salty porridge in Prestwick for you two!”
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